i don't claim to be an expert at this, but i believe i found a pretty good one to marry.
let me first get it out there that i am a self proclaimed baby, i have a very low threshold for pain and i WILL wail and whine when i'm hurt or see a bug or rodent. i will also flee from being in too close proximity to fish, birds and any other form of livestock or animal, dogs and cats usually not withstanding but thats a story for another day.
last night after C and i installed our window unit for the bedroom i was walking back to the kitchen when i felt this stabbing pain in my foot...when i try to look at it, it is bleeding so lo and behold, it is a splinter, how i got it, i have not the faintest idea but it hurt like a beetch...it probably doesn't help that my foot was nearly black from walking around in flip flops all day so not only do i have a splinter on the bottom of my foot, it is also contaminated by city grime and dirt...can we say swine flu target...okay maybe im exaggerating but you get the idea...as i'm wailing away and getting a cramp from trying to dislodge this foreign object from my sole...the fiance comes to the rescue...
he rushes over to me with his magnifying glass and lovingly (seriously i can't come up with a better word here) takes my dirty foot into his hands with great care, takes my tweezers and proceeds to rescue this damsel in distress (ME!)...ok saving me from a burning building or from an oncoming train it is not, but he is my modern day hero, love you like fat kid loves cake darling!
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